Things Over Heard At Work.

"My gay uncle is the one who gave me all the money..."
"He's dead now though."
"So I am going to use the money to pay down some debts and invest in some stocks."

---snip---

"Man I hope it's a lot of money."

Rea

(10:35:53 AM) Me: Portishead owns you
(10:36:34 AM) pat: i don't know what that means
(10:36:46 AM) Me: it means that Portishead owns you
(10:36:51 AM) Me: ya "Dummy"
(10:37:12 AM) pat: haha
(10:37:21 AM) Me: i assume you get it now?
(10:37:37 AM) pat: not really
(10:37:42 AM) Me: the band Portishead
(10:37:44 AM) pat: right
(10:37:47 AM) Me: they have a record called dummy
(10:37:49 AM) pat: right
(10:38:15 AM) Me: that's really it. nothing to deep. just my strange way of saying they are great and better then you (or I for that matter). Hence they own you
(10:38:25 AM) Me: they can't own me though. there is amendment against it
(10:38:29 AM) Me: SUCKS TO BE YOU
(10:38:58 AM) pat: billy joel owns you
(10:39:05 AM) Me: Not even a little bit